hipster,
i know you’re a closed shop, but i keep hoping and hoping you’ll fall for me. i think that can happen. i’ve been told i smell good. i think i can be pretty funny sometimes. i genuinely care about you. i like to think i’m not annoying.
but, it all just comes right back to the fact that you’re not open for business. maybe you just need the right set of keys.
— neurotic brunette