dear chocolate cake,
i know you think i’m with cheesecake, but you’re the only cake i want to eat. i could eat you for the rest of my life, honestly. you never get stale. you’re not too sweet. and you have just the right amount of icing on you. i don’t care if you’re not my cake, darnit. i put the icing on; as far as i’m concerned, i can eat as much of you as i like. will you let me have you?
love, a hungry guy.