April 2010
29 posts
hey you,
ever heard of the olive theory? how someone who doesn’t like olives is supposedly destined to fall in love with someone who does?
well, i hate olives. and yesterday at lunch, you picked them all out of my salad and ate them.
just… think about it, would you? instead of wasting your time with that other girl? i’ll bet she loves olives. too much olive lovin’...
letterstocrushes.
i’m that one guy. ‘tall boy.’ i want you to know i did it. i told her how i felt. we were drinking orange juice. and eating blueberry scones in my kitchen. we were going to my cousin’s wedding that day.
she looked gorgeous.
i was a nervous mess.
but i did it.
like i said i would.
this is a letter to all those other guys who are cowards. get over...
if this works out, ill be like OMG
and youll be like NFW
and the rest of the world will be like LOLOLOLOLOL THEYR IDIOTS 4 NOT GETTIN 2GETHA SOONER LOLOLOLOLOL
and my dad will be like *palm face* cause we type like four year olds
To You,
When I think of all my hidden love for you, I can’t help but cry.
When I think of all my missed chances, I can’t help but cry.
When I think of the possibilities of what could have been, I can’t help but cry.
But when I think of YOU, I smile.
Love, Me.
I’ve decided to drive down to the shore and hop on the first boat I see. I’m sorry. The sea has claimed my heart.
It’s been 17 years since I met you and 14 since I’ve seen you.
A master’s degree, husband, and two kids later, I realized that you really never do forget your first love.
even all the teachers know.
petite girl.
seeing you this morning was like being on cloud 9. i’ve missed you so much. when am i going to stop being so stupid and just come right out and say i love you while we’re flipping pancakes? i’m tired of being afraid. i’m tired of being introduced as your ‘best friend.’ change that to ‘boyfriend’ and next time we can have waffles...
They say a text is just a text, but my heart’s about to explode in my chest.
The most meaningful relationship in my life is the one I have with toaster strudels. And I am not ashamed.
Dear A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y or Z,
You stole my heart, I love you too.
From A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y or Z.
(NOTE: Choose alphabetical letter that best suits you and your crush. And have a nice day.)
Sometimes I think I’d be okay without the sun, or the moon, or the stars…
As long as I still had you.
i wish i could tell you every time i see you my heart beats faster.
but if i told you, i would probably have a heart attack.
dear world,
i like the idea that somewhere, you’re hiding my love! sometimes, i imagine that we’re doing the same mundane things at the same time…waiting as the time counts down until the day that we finally meet.
that makes the whole world beautiful to me.
thank you.
— a dreamer
Shy,
Idiot! Why didn’t you tell me you liked me sooner?
We could have been getting it on ages ago!
— Outgoing
Leslie, if you’re reading,
i dont care that you like milk instead of water. or that you cheat in every chess game. doesnt really matter to me that you suck at spanish, cant play soccer for your life, or think babies are ugly. I don’t even notice your bad hairdays anymore. I think its funny when you knock stuff over. And i know you’ve bounced from school to school to school this...
I’m sorry that whenever you speak to me I’m incapable of speech. And I’m sorry I rejected your high five, my palms were sweaty.
You are no help to my academic career.
XX, (Girl chromosome)
I thought it was cute when you told me you liked my socks. What’s funny is that I wasn’t wearing any. I think you were too nervous to notice. Please talk to me again, I’d love to talk about socks with you.
XY (Boy chromosome)
Dear boy near the stairs,
I looked in your direction, then whispered, “look over if you like me.” Then you walked over and we had an entire conversation.
I think I need to send you subliminal messages more often.
Love, girl near the lockers.
your eyes remind me of the big pile of dirt in my backyard.
i like it.
12:30 - you cross my mind
12:31 - I cant focus on my dumb spring break homework, thanks
12:32 - do you think of me like this?
12:33 - do you know how beautiful your eyes are?
12:34 - I have to reread the past 3 pages of Catcher in the Rye because you are so distracting
12:35 - I wonder what you would say if I told you how I felt…
12:36 - that would never work out, you’d laugh at...
You,
It isn’t right for me to paint your picture every night, but I do. And it feels so wrong to sing this song into this song, But maybe somehow you’ll hear me and hum along.
Maybe I’ll be kidnapped by pirates and they’d take me to their hideout as pirates often do. But you’d find the secret map and vigilante-bushwhack through the jungles of Peru just to save me....
I thought I was straight until I met you. I wish we could take the “b” out of “bromance.”
— Lunes
there’s always an email to you sitting in my draft folder.
to everyone who posts on this site,
im a hopeless romantic. im also kind of a shy guy. i think im in love, but im too scared to tell her. and all the time that goes by when im not with her makes me think and wonder about whats going on in her life. it hurts when i miss her. but your letters. your beautiful letters. they really help, and i thank you for them.
daydreamer
dear girl with glasses,
i think you are beautiful. i wish i could talk to you. all i can do is stare, but i see you stare back and that’s all it takes to complete my day. i know i must have hurt you when i moved away this year. i’m sorry, i had to. i then decided to make a facebook, but i was too afraid to add you, but i’m really glad you added me. i try to play sports to get...
I ignore you so you won’t know I admire you.
— silly
i think we don’t realize;
we are constantly surrounded by people who love us.
